As Fusion's resident football nut, my main client is the Professional Footballers' Association, rubbing shoulders with players and managers and pretending not to be impressed when I meet ex-Man Utd stars from the golden 90s. I'm also the sinister ruler of the Fusion Spreadsheet of Doom that controls all of our project timelines and staffing – deciding who's doing what and for how long in six months' time definitely hasn't gone to my head. Mwah-ha-ha! Etc.